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Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.
"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
mugGet the Bears of a Feathermug.

bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
mugGet the bear in the dumpstermug.

Chu Bear

Chu Bear is a reeeaaally nice (and reaaaally grumpy) chickiden. She loves cheese and Cheerios and her friends. Her eyeball got messed up by a hawk and she has a patch of missing feathers. Tough girl. She has a pet named rachel.
Chu Bear is my favorite girl in the whole world.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
mugGet the Chu Bearmug.

Bear Hunting

by Itshorizon June 16, 2018
mugGet the Bear Huntingmug.

Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.
Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.
by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023
mugGet the Garbage Bearmug.

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen
Bear Boy Bruce Jr. played quarterback at UVA.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door
My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door
by Stendoverse June 18, 2022
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