mckenzie moment

when walking down the street and a stranger is being extremely rude to you, you turn around and give him/her a piece of your mind

Stranger: "Oh my god, could she walk a little less in the middle of the sidewalk"
Mckenzie: "Oh my god, could you get more of a life"

*Such a Mckenzie Moment*

by PenguinDinoTurtleMaster November 8, 2017

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011

Wolf Moment

Whenever you have a really stupid moment; you do something that leaves another speechless with your amount of stupidity to the point where it’s considered schadenfreude

Dies in game

“I hope you have a merry Christmas you sack of turds”
“What?”
Wolf moment

by Wolf7036 August 28, 2021

Maestro Moment

A moment in which the sheer magnitude of the Maestro’s genius can be felt by others through the greatness of his actions they bear witness to.

I’ll never forget our experience salvaging that Spanish treasure hoard, that was a Maestro moment.

by JJG69 June 20, 2024

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022

Ollie Bearman Moment

saying "Sorry mate wont post it again, gl with *insert word here*👍" after someone gets mad at you, just as F3 driver Ollie Bearman did

this guy was mad at me for saying he was a bad driver and i replied sorry mate wont post it again, gl with driving👍 it was such an Ollie Bearman moment

by Tactical Teabag March 1, 2022

Imaan moment

When your next guess in wordle has the same incorrectly placed letter in the same position

Make sure you don't have an Imaan moment in the next guess.

*plead* (e in word wrong position)
*trees* (Imaan moment)

by Batman'sLostCousinDownstairs February 22, 2022