head sled

A helmet with bicycle attached to it used for directing a girl while administering a blow job (horn & streemers optional).

Guy: Let's strap on that head sled suzi and go for a ride

Suzi: awsome, strap it on and lets party

by Samael Cutter January 13, 2009

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

the walking head

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014

Biscuit Head

Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a digestive or rich tea.

biscuit head, he's got a biscuit head, biscuit head, a double decker biscuit head!

by D4n1 July 15, 2015

bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".

You acting mighty bald-headed right now.

by Pean Army August 15, 2019

Shoe head

Someone who is really into shoes

Look those people are shoe heads just like you.

by Cuntrybunpkin December 16, 2017

poop head

Someone with doo-doo on their head. They usually smell and are mean. Also a common insult.

"Broo, Kimani is such a poop head!"

by kkikikikikik January 2, 2018