michael bortolussi 

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

michael bortolussi by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

Michael Booth 

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.

OH SHIT, ITS MICHAEL BOOTH GUYS!!!!!!!

Michael Booth by anonymous January 21, 2025

Michael Booth 

A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.

OH SHIT, ITS MICHAEL BOOTH GUYS!!!!!!!

Michael Booth by anonymous January 21, 2025

Michael 

The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.

The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*

Michael by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025

Michael 

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn

Michael by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025

Michael Halterman-Brown 

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

Michael Halterman-Brown by hungry pig January 30, 2025

Michael Scott 

That's what she said

That joke's getting old because Michael Scott said it too much

Michael Scott by Rictoman February 2, 2025