knife moment

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

by bashereddin December 6, 2011

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Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

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Zhalo Moment

A moment of pure stupidity, either through something said or the dumbest action possible.

You're having a Zhalo Moment right now.

by wallsfalldown September 28, 2023

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Judd Moment

A Judd Moment is where you enter a conversation and you have no clue what’s happening, what’s going on, or what they’re talking about and you get scared, worried, confused, horrified, or straight up dumbfounded by it and you would be better off without being further part of and not given context of the conversation.

(User if said phrase): bro, this is a total Judd Moment.

Or

(User of said phrase): I’m having a total Judd Moment right now.

Or

(User of said phrase): WOW, this is a total Judd Moment for me guys!

by Mr_Kinto July 1, 2019

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