Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

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keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work, especially in context of a difficult or complicated job.

"It takes a tough man to make a tender forcast-- keep fucking that chicken!"

by meme noticer September 19, 2009

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Sweet and sour chicken

Awesome Chinese dish comprised of special batter fried chicken that is smothered in sweet and sour sauce. Also known as: manna from heaven or ambrosia of the gods.

The delivery guy just dropped my order of sweet and sour chicken! Oh noes!

by Kitsune Hatake May 8, 2008

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picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.

"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

by barber of seville December 15, 2012

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Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!

Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.

by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010

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