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Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
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freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr
Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear
by Acxy March 6, 2024
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Zebra Bear

A bear with grey strips in their hair/facial hair
"I didn't just do a bear last night, I did a Zebra bear!"
by SteliosContos April 12, 2024
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Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.
I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
by coxnkitty May 8, 2018
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Rizzly bear

That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!

Coochie destroyer!
I’m that rizzly bear momma I got that dog in me!
I got all that rizz I am that rizzly bear!
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Pookie bears

A group chat with all your pookies.
Alan, Edgar, David, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria are all Pookie Bears
by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023
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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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