runched in the ass

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch

1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"

by Whitestripes DX December 6, 2004

ass quacker

Insult; to quack major ass.

Yo, stop ass quacking on my koolaid.

by Tewpac & Kevinem December 11, 2004

ass lump

A lump found on the ass area of the body. Usually the result of to much anal intercourse.

Jimmy has an ass lump.

by fatassfag January 25, 2005

ass mechanic

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

by Grue December 30, 2003

ass cashew

A piece of fecal matter. Excrement. A turd.

The ass cashew gave off a vile stench from the bathroom.

by Team Penis March 16, 2003

Alaska Ass

An ass as white as the Alaskan winter. A horrible tan line.

"I spent too much time at the beach, now I got Alaska Ass."

by Casey J October 29, 2007

Bitch Ass

Someone/something who is afraid to do something. A real pain in the ass. They don't like taking chances and to just go for it. People/things who swim up stream and can't just go with the flow.

"Quit being such a bitch ass and do it!"

"Ah man what a bitch ass!"

"My car is being a real bitch ass."

by amerika5889 October 1, 2009