Seasoned taco

A badly diseased vagina with STDs that include guaneruia, and herpes,climitia, vaginitis; physifilis

Hey look at that slut!
Yeah ,, I heard she had a seasoned taco

by Somebodyouknow June 9, 2021

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Glossy taco

A beautiful top coat that makes your holo nails shine like Jesus

Hey Christine look this glossy taco I have!
Now apply a glossy taco over the hooooooooooolo

by Ⓜgurl August 14, 2017

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stunt taco

This is the term to refer to a taco or other form of food that does not quite look as good as it should or how it is supposed to look, but it certainly does the job!!

Aaron: "Hey! I was really hungry yesterday and..."
Nick: "You were? OMG! GTFO! LOL! Me too!"
Aaron: "Anyway smart ass. I got some food from El Nacho and I swear this taco looked like a chalupa without a prayer, but tasted sooo good! It was the stunt taco of all time! I scarfed it down and took a nap!"
Nick: "OMG me too! I took a nap right after I took matters into my own hands..."

by von groovy November 27, 2024

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mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

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taco phone

Nickname given to the Nokia N-GAGE smartphone, commenting on its shape very similar to a taco's. The term is sometimes used to refer to phones in a similar format, like the Nokia 5510, 3300 and 3300b

Is that a taco phone? That thing looks ridiculous!
Does the taco phone still work?
Can you call on the taco phone?

by Leo the almighty idiot December 27, 2023

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