November 1

National give your Girl Best Friend your Hoodie!

me: hey do you know what today is?
them: no isnt it your birthday?
me: no its November 1st
them: whats November 1st?
me: national give your girl best friend your hoodie day!
them: oh well here "hands hoodie"
me: thank youuu :)

by alyssaloosersss December 6, 2022

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale from 1-10 (1 being the least, 10 being the most) on which you rate how attractive a female is.

Guy 1: How would you rate that girl over there on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale?

Guy 2: I don't know, maybe around 7 or 8.

by MissHughMungus October 3, 2016

Throwing up 2 in the pink 1 in the stink

Means you get hella bitches and are an absolute stud

He likes throwing up 2 in the pink 1 in the stink

by goattskkss May 21, 2022

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

1 - 1

it's 0.

1 - 1 = 0
One minus One equals Zero

by SomeRandomGuyWhoLikesNoodles December 27, 2023

1 dollar

And if I spend $1 how much money do I have?

Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

:snivy: :strawberry_face: :covid_flying_pig: :corn~1:

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In other words, john0512 got a 46 on mafclout chapter

:oars: :biswadev: reaction :snivy: :strawberry_face: :covid_flying_pig: :corn~1:

by JOHN4913 April 12, 2021