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ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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ass cashew

The ass cashew gave off a vile stench from the bathroom.
by Team Penis March 16, 2003
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douche ass

A person who has qualities of a jackass and a douche bag. Potentially the worst combination of qualities ever
That guy almost crashed into me after he ran a red light then flipped me off like it was somehow my fault... what a douche ass
by philip12345 September 23, 2009
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bangen ass

adjective: discription of a person, thing, event, article of clothing...or basically anything that is F#@KEN AMAZING...OUT OF THIS WORLD...or just BANGEN ASS!
Our weekend is gonna be bangen ass!

Look at that hott man; he's bangen ass!

Check out my bangen ass bathin apes!
by scholler girls PU November 8, 2007
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Ass Chivalry

When a man holds a door open for a woman, only check out her ass. (I'm hoping most women already knows this exists)
"Nice ass chivalry back there, but the 40 second wait for her to get from the parking lot to the door made it pretty obvious"
by Crazy Savages December 7, 2009
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Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008
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High Ass

High Ass - Adverb.
Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.

- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.

Common Uses - Insult.

- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Jordan: "Hey, dude!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
by ChristophDK2 March 26, 2012
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