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Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019
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road rules

what?
what are road rules?
by Dan August 1, 2003
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Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.
The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil
by Heylin September 14, 2019
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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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90/20 Rule

90/20 Rule is definition of doing something for 90 minutes and then jerking off for 20 hours.
Example:
Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?

You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.
by zuot December 26, 2024
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rule 873

Vibe with Snom.
When enacted(through sending the "rule 873: vibe with snom" gif), all those who see must respond with the same gif and Vibe With Snom.
"Damnit they enacted Rule 873. I'm so sick of vibing with snom."
"...what?"
by GravesyBoy December 2, 2024
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Rule 1616

the girl you like always has a boyfriend
you liked the girl, but she walks with the guy - this is rule 1616
by Reevse.inc April 11, 2020
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