Turkish tootsie roll

When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll

Dude last night I gave Montana a Turkish tootsie roll and she puked all over me

by Clem cadiddlehopper January 28, 2021

roll with dice

Having lots of money.

Bruh, Jim has so much cash. he roll with dice. fool

by DIE$EKT May 9, 2018

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 3, 2022

Rolled up, and smoked

Having sex and getting head from a girl

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her

by KJ Salinger July 8, 2019

rolling a twenty

In Dungeons and Dragons, it’s when you make a perfect roll and everything goes right, most of the time, if your DM isn’t awful. DND players use this term to describe a total victory in real life.

Jumbo: Boy I’ll tell you what, that girl went home with you RIGHT QUICK!

Vishnu: I cannot help it, I was rolling a twenty in diplomacy.

by Sharpguyinatie December 4, 2017

roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

subway roll

subway roll (n.) - The best twelve inches of your life. The fluffiest, toastiest bread that dreams are made of, which may also be referred to as a "five dollar foot-long".

subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.

subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.

(n.) "I got a BLT on the honey oat subway roll because I'm trying to be healthier, but I'm also human."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."

by Dercarler December 9, 2014