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by jetskihater55 June 7, 2025
Get the aqua park cuck mug.The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Parking Stall mug.A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
Get the TDS Park mug.Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."
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