chocolate cheese

when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.

the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.

by DeezNutsprod. May 14, 2015

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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.

Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.

by ValveTime October 7, 2015

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Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.

Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.

by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019

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Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

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