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Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator
Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law
by Count Spicula September 9, 2023
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Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.
by ZlNO September 17, 2023
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Law Man

The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana
“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something

“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”

“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”

“Man fuck the law man”
by dannydevitoishotandhisdickbig September 25, 2023
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 7, 2023
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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
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Negroe’s law

Negroe’s law, short for Negroe’s law (or rule) of the whiteman analogies, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a niggas talking about the white man or white supremacy approaches 100%.
"Black men don’t look after their kids."

"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”

“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”

“Negroe’s law…”
by Dietmelanin July 12, 2023
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Broads Law

The correlation between how hot a female is and how big of a faggot they are.
Shawty is so hot but she’s such a bitch, she applies to broads law
by Landins05 July 16, 2023
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