fuck me dady

Fuck me dady

Means to slap that pussy harder

Or slam your dick in that pussy or booty

"fuck me dady"
"Ok,slam,slam,slam"

by Fuck me dady February 03, 2019

Jimmy told me

Without merit. Words preceding a falsehood or flagrant exaggeration.

Adhering to the character of the teller, statements beginning with "Jimmy told me" can be assumed to be fallacious and self-serving.

P: But "Jimmy told me" that: Martians are real, Liverpool won, his penis isn't tiny.

S: How did you start that sentence?

P: Jimmy told me.....shit man!

by frenchpaul December 10, 2010

cash me out

To collect your money, or for someone to pay you

I want to buy all of your weed.... cash me out then!

by Dank209 August 06, 2017

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 17, 2010

Flex me a euro

Give me some money.

Used the same context as "Bust me a pound star" or "twist me a dracmar" when you are standing on the corner of the street or outside macdonalds. As in when you don't have any but need to get some quick to get some spray more get more from the shop. "Oi man come now come now, flex me a euro innit?"

by Jason Lee Webster May 30, 2006

fuck me mommy

lesbians

'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'

"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"

by ahornykid December 17, 2021

Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009