Dirty Murphy

A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.

Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.

Later

Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.

by TheDirtyMurphy January 24, 2011

dirty rastafarian

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.

This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian

by diabhail August 4, 2010

The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

dirty emerson

Getting into a morph suit and have intercourse, then you take off the morph suit and insert it into a woman’s vagina until it’s all gone.

Dang got a little freaky performing a “dirty Emerson” on my girl last night

by ughgloomy April 12, 2020

Dirty Esteban

The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.

Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."

by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017

Walking Dirty

When you are carrying around any sort of illegal substance or object and you have no access to a vehicle. If you are walking somewhere and a search by the police will get you a ticket or land you in jail, you are "walking dirty"

I was bringing some weed over to my buddy's house and I got caught walking dirty by the police. Now they're sending me to federal bang-you-in-the-ass prison.

by K-Tempz September 28, 2006

Dirty Jaime

the act of fisting someone so hard that their rectal cavity explodes and they shit down your arm.

“Yo bro, i got stinky fingers because i gave some milf a dirty Jaime”

by Jay2o November 18, 2020