caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.

That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!

by Condomant May 25, 2023

Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 17, 2017

cummy cakes

a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah

yeah cummy cakes is such a hot beautiful and cummylicious person yk?!

by catsarecoolasballs June 19, 2022

Cake

Cake

The thickness of your ass

Princess Fiona: DAMN SHREK GOT CAKE

by Thedaddyofdaddys January 31, 2020