Gummy Bear

A toothless old man gnawing on a ham sandwich

Wow, look at Kev gum the shit out of that ham sandwich. He is a Gummy Bear

by Fillup December 8, 2024

Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.

Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.

by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024

throwout bearing

Da twisty-turny hinge-thingy dat lets da dumpster-flap or trash-can lid open and close.

Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.

by QuacksO December 21, 2024

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bulgarian Brown Bear

When you're piping a girl and pull her hair as an orgasm occurs so she appears to stand on op much like a bear.

"Yeah, I gave Jane that Bulgarian Brown Bear"

by John H. Dictionary January 2, 2025

Mercy Bear

A beautiful girl inside and out. Her hair is always perfect. Her makeup is always perfect. Her outfits always EAT. Her personality is unmatched. She know just what to say and when to say it. Shes an amazing human being and is an angel sent from heaven. If you met Mercy Bear, you wouldn't know what to do without her.

Jorge: Wow Mercy Bear is so amazing and cool.

Dulce: Yes Yes, i love Mercy Bear shes perfect.

by StarFire08 January 4, 2025