horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

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Zebra cake

Usually a mixed girl black\white who sucks hella weins usually albino in texture.

That yellowbone "zebra cake" sucked the whole squad off even todd.

by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

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Cakes

A bigg butt

Girl you got a big butt!!
Do you mean cakes?

by Debbi Cook May 15, 2016

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cake tunneled

When you cum inside of a large woman's large vagina

I totally cake tunneled Stacy's mom last night.

by Oliolioxenfree13 May 14, 2016

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A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms

Fag 1:Dude try this cancer cake
Fag 2: NO

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016

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crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

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