James Lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is the root of all jokes and his cock is very small.
Boy; “Do you know James lewis?”
Girl; “Oh yes he’s a right weird guy, he tries sleeping with me even though I have a boyfriend… want to fuck?”
Girl; “Oh yes he’s a right weird guy, he tries sleeping with me even though I have a boyfriend… want to fuck?”
by CNC_GOD November 23, 2021
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by jamesious November 2, 2020
Get the James Hamug. someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into
by Paul Heape May 31, 2018
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Get the jamesmug. JAMES is the most ahh-mazing, loving full of life, smart, super sexy, silly man that can keep u laughing and males u feel like nothing else in the world matters. When ur with a James he makes u feel like ur home and everything finally makes sense in life. To be a James hes an ahh-mazing lover in every single way and gives u goosebumps in places u never knew even existed! There is never a boring moment when ur with James.
when u think u know James it will come out of nowhere and will make u feel like u never existed. Even tho James made u feel so loved and have found the love of ur life, ur soul mate n ur twinsie that knows u more than anyone u have ever met and becomes ur best friend n madly in love. no one in the world could ever b stupid hot n perfect in the bedroom.James will show u how ruthless, cold hearted n u will see what an soulless evil monster looks like in the flesh when he's caught hiding his double life you knew absolutely nothing about james turns cold as ice and will make u feel like u are the most rejected, unwanted human in the world.
So if u have the chance to let him sweep u off ur feet and be everything u have ever wanted in ur life watch out cause its fake and he has no heart in reality and will feel like ur a nobody and rip ur heart out of ur chest and burn ur house down all while associated w someone else n u better word what u ask cause hes great at using that to twist his lies.
I LOVE BUT HATE A JAMES
when u think u know James it will come out of nowhere and will make u feel like u never existed. Even tho James made u feel so loved and have found the love of ur life, ur soul mate n ur twinsie that knows u more than anyone u have ever met and becomes ur best friend n madly in love. no one in the world could ever b stupid hot n perfect in the bedroom.James will show u how ruthless, cold hearted n u will see what an soulless evil monster looks like in the flesh when he's caught hiding his double life you knew absolutely nothing about james turns cold as ice and will make u feel like u are the most rejected, unwanted human in the world.
So if u have the chance to let him sweep u off ur feet and be everything u have ever wanted in ur life watch out cause its fake and he has no heart in reality and will feel like ur a nobody and rip ur heart out of ur chest and burn ur house down all while associated w someone else n u better word what u ask cause hes great at using that to twist his lies.
I LOVE BUT HATE A JAMES
If u heard of a JAMES follow ur gut feeling when things seem off and u feel lied to. Cause They r fake and no matter what u thought u meant 2 him u don't n nothing u ever did for him was never appreciated or grateful. No fucks given being a James. One way street at all times...
by anonymous February 6, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. James is a shit cunt durry muncher he likes men and likes to wank off cats. James is a spoiled rich cunt that likes to ride motorbikes to get chicks he likes to have sex in old abandoned house
by James Trickey May 6, 2018
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