max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022

Simp

A man who gives up everything they can and except something from the women they are giving their possessions up for most of the time the simp doesn't get anything but sadly sometimes the women takes advantage of this for things like money,clothes ect. But if the women is a decent person she will not accept it and reject the simp if the women is more than nice she will talk to him about the issue stopping him from giving asshole women thing that the simp worked hard for saving the man possibly thousands of dollars that could go to more important things that will benefit them and hopefully they will find a real women.

What a simp

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 May 21, 2020

Simp

A way for a virgin to make fun of people who want to date a person.

That dude just gave that girl a dollar to get a drink. What a simp!

by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020

Simp

Possessiveness, it comes from the word pimp, but it is simp because the simp uses the partner for validation and constantly needs sexual reassurance to avoid feelings insecure, the partner needs to finds the simp sexually attractive, that is why the simp lies and brags about what they give and do for their partner, so that other people think highly, when desired by more, the simp feels more secure but in reality, only shares with the partner and isolates, takes, the simp only says gives to make the simp desirable and attractive and everyone believes the fairytale and thinks the partner is worthless, not interested, without knowing who the simp is because the simp disappears everytime the simp has a partner.

The simp is a real bro, he has breast to fondle and a p*ssy to cum, he pitied his friend, and he wanted his ex to get a bf, that is why he made secret nudes without her consent and sended to his narc friend for a blind date. It cost the simp 40000 to escape prison.

by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

simp

a simp is someone who you'll catch scrolling through only one person's insta and likes each photo about twenty times. they'll often do things for the person they simp for when they aren't even dating. or don't even talk!! simps are CRAZY! don't become one.

Dave is such a simp!

No wonder Jessica doesn't like John. He drools over her to much!

by frito lays February 21, 2022