Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.

That truck is huge...
Like my balls!

by superbill22 July 6, 2011

oh my judas

When it's as cold outside as Judas Iscariots heart when he betrayed Jesus.

Oh my Judas! it's freezing out here!

by CbooboobearK March 13, 2017

slippin' on my pimpin'

essentially meaning to fuck up

guy 1: bruh i totally bombed that exam.... guy 2: well did you study?.... guy 1: nah... guy 2: damn my dude, you're slipping' on your pimpin'.... guy 1: forreal bruh

guy 1: dude that girl just told me to fuck off, third time tonight, i'm slippin' on my pimpin'

by johnnytwothumbs December 11, 2018

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

milk in my truck

A reference to a guy on guy creampie

Dess thinks: I wish I had milk in my truck but its been empty for years.

by Quantity November 5, 2013

PENIS IN MY BALLS

There is a penis between your balls

DUDE THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BALLS

by ADOLF Loved you back February 1, 2021

shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"

Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."

by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014