ur mom gay kid

The mom of a kid is gay

Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*

by Diego Rivas Slayer October 12, 2020

ur mom is beautiful 🤤

if u say this ur a fucking weirdo weirdman weird

im a weirdo and ur mom is beautiful 🤤

by imakeweirddefinitions January 19, 2023

Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.

Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"

by HabibiRex July 9, 2023

I fucked your mom

This phrase is what a 9 year old days when he looses a match of fortnite 1v1

Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT

by Zia (no homo is gay) January 18, 2021

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

I love my mom

Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you

I love my mom :)

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

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by whymesus December 7, 2021