Man Tangle

A rare event in which three or more men become tangled, or stuck together.

Also see Man Jumble

Downhill mountain bikers crashing and getting stuck, with their bikes together, thus creating a Man Tangle.

by Mike Farnworth February 14, 2006

Chaffo man

a chaffo man is some one with a keen eye for detail, usualy to do with sound quality or musical equipment. to become a chaffo man you have to complete a 8 week intensive course, ending with exams.

chaffo chaffo man, i want to be a chaffo man! well you will have to complete a 8 week intensive course, ending with exams, leaflets available at reception.

by Le Boosh July 18, 2008

holy man

basically, he's a wise man, a seer, a sage, maybe a prophet. He has great knowledge and great wisdom, much of it attained through experience. He may have a connection with God.

When you make your secret journey, you will be a holy man.
The Police
1981

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 1, 2007

Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.

Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.

Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.

by VI Crunk Man January 3, 2009

turd man

When you take a shit anywhere but a toilet.

i took a fat turd man in the field.

by tehm January 2, 2008

The Running Man

A sexual display undertaken by men.. To strip naked and swing yours arms back and forth as if you are running while standing stationary, causing the hips to twist and the penis to slap against the thighs. Once the running man is sped up to a sprinting pace, the slapping sound of the penis on the thighs becomes impossible for women to resit.

James - "Bob managed to pull that 10/10 bird at the club last night"

Rico - "How'd he manage that?"

James - "I heard he showed her the running man in the disabled toilets"

by KeefJackson June 8, 2013

man moment

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".

J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"

by sovietjamie February 28, 2020