Sparrow Fart

Common phrase, especially in UK/IRL. A small, propeller-driven commuter flight.

When we flew from Chicago to New York they put us on a sparrow fart...

by dhawk1 May 18, 2011

chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.

Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.

by deepspace10 December 4, 2010

Blame Fart

(verb)

This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.

Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.

Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!

Jen: That is putrid!

Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.

Jack: I'll say, wow.

Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.

Josh: *face reddens*

by pi@noguy December 8, 2010

Smoto-Fart

(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.

Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...

St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.

by kiwikeys August 18, 2010

Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011

Bottle Fart

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.

*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"

by Austin H. June 17, 2008

fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.

Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.

by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013