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Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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Chocolate pacifier

A sexual act in which you insert your thumb into their butt while performing doggy style and before she climaxes you spin her around and stick your thumb in her mouth
by Dayzed April 16, 2025
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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 28, 2011
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Chocolate fondue

The female inserts a small portion of white chocolate (not milk or dark for obvious reasons) inside her vagina, sits on her partner’s face…chocolate fondue. Sometime later she sits on her partner cowgirl style, hops off, sucks his penis then kisses her partner…chocolate fondue. Repeat
It’s Easter and I find some mini white chocolate eggs. Hey babe, wanna do an Easter egg hunt? I’m thinking chocolate fondue
by Svetslana October 12, 2025
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Chocolate Shower

A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023
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Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.
"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022
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Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.
"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."
by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016
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