Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate

person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)

by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......

there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)

by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021

bear bump

When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.

Jessica hadn't dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the Bear Bump and got married last Summer.

by Bear5555 March 28, 2014

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

guppy bear

A person who looks like a fish and smokes pot

I’m a guppy bear in the guppy world.

by Gummy bear bang July 11, 2020

Gummy bear

A chewy snack

Gummy bear

by an idiot November 26, 2021