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bangen ass

adjective: discription of a person, thing, event, article of clothing...or basically anything that is F#@KEN AMAZING...OUT OF THIS WORLD...or just BANGEN ASS!
Our weekend is gonna be bangen ass!

Look at that hott man; he's bangen ass!

Check out my bangen ass bathin apes!
by scholler girls PU November 8, 2007
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Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.
Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!
by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008
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ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008
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sellin that ass

When a slut pays u to have sex with her
by olad zifjg February 3, 2014
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ass lettuce

The small flap of skin in the anus that causes the fart sound when air is passed over it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a high pitched whistling sound. Most everyone has ass lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the anal cavity from homosexual activity, or hetrosexual anal fornication. Which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.
Jim talked to his plastic surgeon about anal rejuvenation. After the football team ran a train on him his ass lettuce was completely obliterated.

Mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently pass gas. Unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his ass lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.
by Mikehoncho November 12, 2013
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High Ass

High Ass - Adverb.
Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.

- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.

Common Uses - Insult.

- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Jordan: "Hey, dude!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
by ChristophDK2 March 26, 2012
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