anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

anal

anal feels good

mhm grass loves anal, give him anal. now.

by grassmilk June 11, 2024

Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink

Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there

by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024

anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Anal lemonade

Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE

I’m really in the mood for some Anal lemonade

by Annaconda67 June 19, 2024

Anal U D

It's a college where Bajpai acts as the big cockblocker sitting over it. Mighty cock you have Bajpai! And random ass tattoo professors and it is NERF 2 yes the NERF rankings where the colleges you get in get you nerfed.

Shi- you got into Anal U D, reconsider, no future ah college.

by nah mann comeon June 20, 2024

anal-only

A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.

"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."

by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024