Anal

When you fuck someone or something in the ass for sexual pleasure

OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT THE TERRORIST GROUP ANTIFA GANG RAPED QUANTAVION DINGLETONS CAPYBARA,THEY DID ANAL WITH IT!

by quantavion dingleton May 17, 2022

Anal

A painful form of sex up the anus used for pleasure in women and for men

Ouch fuck sake tyler that was my arse hole again I don’t want to do anal

by Mrdarkside101 January 7, 2023

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Anal Prolapse

Anal Prolapses are exactly what you'd think.
An Anal Prolapse.

I just had an anal prolapse.

by no January 30, 2024

Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019

anal

short for analysis

me: im giving anal

by pipp69420 May 23, 2024

Anal Lichties

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.

Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."

Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012