anal slushee

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.

)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”

by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018

anal asault

When you sit down on a seatbelt or hook and it goes up your ass.

I sat on a hook the other day, it was proper anal asault mate

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019

Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well

Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy

by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal Gangster

a member of the greatest squad of cod players ever assembled

Yo have you seen penetration by the anal gangsters? yea me neither, infrah wont finish the fucking tage

by meatyanker44 March 19, 2021

Anal Centipede

I line of people standing, a person at the front takes a penis in the butthole, and then the person doing that takes a penis in the butthole, and then so on it goes to the end, where that man gets a jolly time and doesn't get penetrated.

Derek - "Me and the boys were doing the Anal Centipede the other night"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

anal hygienist

An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections

Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?

by Jack Waxman April 11, 2024