ass coward

a person who lacks the courage to endure the fragrance of shit flavored air.

Nick is such an ass coward. He threw up all over Brian's car on the way back from lunch just because of a small salmon tinged fart. He blamed it on the ass jihad

by brisicle January 11, 2009

bangen ass

adjective: discription of a person, thing, event, article of clothing...or basically anything that is F#@KEN AMAZING...OUT OF THIS WORLD...or just BANGEN ASS!

Our weekend is gonna be bangen ass!

Look at that hott man; he's bangen ass!

Check out my bangen ass bathin apes!

by scholler girls PU November 8, 2007

Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise

that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass

by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

sellin that ass

When a slut pays u to have sex with her

Hey are u sellin that ass?

by olad zifjg February 3, 2014

ass lettuce

The small flap of skin in the anus that causes the fart sound when air is passed over it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a high pitched whistling sound. Most everyone has ass lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the anal cavity from homosexual activity, or hetrosexual anal fornication. Which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.

Jim talked to his plastic surgeon about anal rejuvenation. After the football team ran a train on him his ass lettuce was completely obliterated.

Mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently pass gas. Unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his ass lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.

by Mikehoncho November 12, 2013