douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche bans

Sunglasses worn by people inside. A popular concept among the "frat" community who wear them around their necks on "frat straps" or douche bands. It is a sign of an inflated sense of self-worth and insinuates low cognitive ability. People who wear them applaud idiotic and moronic deeds.

Normal person- "woah look at all those idiot frat boys with their douche bans on inside. How stupid are they?"
Frat boy #1-"I'm going to punch the wall for fun!"
Frat boy #2- " better put your sunglasses on, it's so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage."

by 23carlos19 October 28, 2013

Douche Canoe

A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.

XBOX 360 Douche Canoe

by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013

Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat March 7, 2009

Douche Canoe

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

by G-Dale November 26, 2017