to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

Steddy Bear

1. A hairy man who that uses unique manscaping to attract sexual partners.

2. Hairy man who manscapes for role playing as human bear.

My Steddy Bear got me flowers for national girlfriends day.

by Stick-B-Rad August 1, 2022

Charlie Bear

The best damn cat in the whole world

Charlie Bear is the best damn cat in the whole world!

by QO4legos May 26, 2025

Rizzly Bear

It means you are the alpha rizzler and will never lose a rizz battle.

Dang mane your the Rizzly Bear

by anonymous September 29, 2023

Pookie bear

To my pookie bear, you have become the definition of what cute is, the embodiment of pure cuteness overload

My pookie bear is the cutest.

by Zebrasssss January 3, 2024

Bear

A common term for a state trooper out in the Midsection of the U.S. Most notably heard in C. W. McCall’s Convoy. More commonly heard in but not limited to: Arizona, New Mexico Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, and even parts of Minnesota!

By, the time we got into Tulsa Town, we had 85 trucks in all, but there’s a roadblock up on the clover leaf and them bears were wall-to-wall, Yeah them smokeys were as thick as bugs on the bumper, they even had a bear in the air, I said “calling all trucks, this is the duck, we’re about to go hunting bear!”

by airplanelover12 May 21, 2020

Throwing Bears

To have sex with

Dude: How'd you get that bruise?
Chick: I was throwing bears at my boyfriend

by Passer Catulli October 14, 2009