Ziggo

Ziggo is the biggest Dutch cable provider and internet provider and provides more than four million residents with atleast one of their services.
While it is the biggest company in the country, the quality of the internet being provided is often unstable and bad in general, leading to lots of sudden lagspikes and/or internet outages.

Person 1: "Dude, your ping is skyrocketing right now, you're lagging your ass off!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know man, I'm having a Ziggo."

by Badope6 November 22, 2016

ziggarat

The biggest fuck tard you know

You are such a ziggarat eat my ass

by Zig-o-root October 7, 2017

Ziggler

A pimple on the penis that covers the urethura.

Ouch! I couldn’t pee in the morning until I painfully popped my ziggler!

by bigbillsnyder June 10, 2018

ziggeroonie

The planet where ziggers and zizzaz live

Dude, I heard the ziggers are coming to earth from ziggeroonie

by The Zizzas February 25, 2018

ziggin off

There was a teacher accused of masturbating in a class and the word got out rather quickly. The other grades decided to call masturbating “ziggin off” in his name

Dude he was ziggin off earlier

by Sad America July 9, 2018

Zigbee

A derogatory term for an Asian. Used in Australia.

Me: Fucking zigbee hit me car on the way to the store.

Mate: that's because their eyes at 3/4 shut they can't bloody see the road.

by Jadula January 31, 2019

ziggy the piggy

Ziggy the Piggy is the most amazing person youll ever meet. Shes so such a great friend and most likely will be your best friend, she is such a nice person but once u get to know her shes a full on devil she is super crazy and will never stop partying. She absoluetely loves her bf, a ziggys bf will most likely be named Marcus and she is super attractive but always denys it.

Hey Ziggy the piggy whats up?
Nmu
Nm

by Likmyballs1234 March 19, 2019