zeppers

A word that rhymes 100% with peppers and yeppers.

To be a complete idiot.

Tiffany is a zepper.

by G August 30, 2004

Zipper-Head

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.

Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.

by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009

zasper

When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz up her nose.

Dude the dumb bitch wouldn't shut up so I decided to zasp her.

by Jack HOffman May 13, 2005

Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.

Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.

by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009

zipperhead

A layered shot.

Is usually made by filling a shot glass with ice. Add a straw before filling with liquor.
Layer one: Chambord (raspberry liquor)
Layer two: Vodka
Layer three: Club soda

But at the bar that I work at, we also make zipperheads with the following layers:
Layer one: Raz-a-taz (raspberry Schnapps)
Layer two: Raspberry Stoli
Layer three: Sprite

They ordered a round of zipperheads for everyone at the bar.

by laurenee..570 August 2, 2008

zipperdyrms

A balding old man, who generally works in retail

My manager is a right zipperdyrms.

by wermy December 9, 2008

Zipper

A person who is on a single's dating site, and punches in different zip codes, for different cities, in his search for single people, that are members of his dating service, but that are outside of his limited local (home) zip code.

Rose: I'm getting tired of seeing the same people, on this single's dating site. Victor: Hey, Rose, you should become a zipper. Rose: Whats a zipper? Victor: Just somebody that punches, in different, zip codes, for different cities, that way you have access to every city, every member, accross the country. Rose: Thanks, Victor,I guess if i find someone, it would have been worth becoming a zipper, thanks.

by Victor Osejo March 7, 2007