writeralley

A cool U.S. classifieds site that enables unpublished writers to submit and sell their manuscripts to traditional publishers. Also great place for custom essays, coursework etc and finding local ghostwriters, illustrators and freelance writers.

He posted his manuscript on writeralley, found a publisher in New York, sold her articles on writeralley, earned money through her writing etc, all on the alley.

by simon_writehead October 21, 2009

Waitertude

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.

Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010

Writers Brain

This could be used to describe the brain of any writer, but i believe it to be a periodical and temporary experience. It is when someone is in the headspace of being poetic or saying and thinking beautiful, deeply emotional crap. It’s truly haunting. Non-writers don’t understand this, but it’s a flurry of emotions. It’s also motivation to want to write, which normally doesn’t result in writing anyways.

“I just want to be loved like a fairytale right now, i want someone to gaze into my eyes... oh shit... i have Writers Brain right now!”

by poetbaby April 20, 2019

counting waiters

to space out in the middle of a conversation.

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!

by aly-b September 27, 2011

Write it on a flyer.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to warn a member not to post a provocative message

You can’t troll here. Write it on a flyer.

by Abajian December 24, 2005

san francisco waiter

A hand in Texas Hold'em Poker, specifically the Queen and Three. Called the San Francisco Waiter because it is a "queen with a trey."

Player 1: That idiot failed to raise with his aces and let me see the flop for free. It came QQ3...
Player 2: San Francisco Waiter g00000t.......

by Joseph K. Kafka October 7, 2006

Socialist Writer

A writer of sorts of which supports the Socialist cause. One who as well writes in a socialist tone and/or manner. If not in that reference, then a writer of/for socialism, using propaganda, psychological warfare to fight against capitalists.

Guy 1: Hey that's that pinko commie guy who's been writing "Democracy Kills" on lunch tables, I want to give him a piece of my mind.
Guy 2: Dude he's a writer of sorts, he doesn't always write like that...
Guy 1: He's still a pinko commie!
Guy 2: No, no, no, it may say "Socialist Writer" but it's just an alias!

by Socialist Writer November 14, 2006