Dew Work

When accomplishing meaningless tasks throughout the normal work day requires consumption of copious amounts of the highly caffeinated beverage Mountain Dew.

It's time to Dew Work! I've got my big gulp filled to the brim with Mountain Dew!

by jBoMcDoogle June 3, 2013

push that work

To sell illegal drugs.

"You know what man, I just want to let you know, if you're looking for somebody to push that work I can do it for you."

by ChristmasJoe November 23, 2016

not work legal

Something that is okay by law (mostly), but against company policy.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of this girl getting hit in the head with an RC car!

Guy 2: Man, we can't look at that at work, it's totally not work legal!

Guy 1: But look at the girl! She got hit in the head with an RC car!

Boss: You two are fired.

by BLOCK BURNA June 21, 2006

Guilt Work

Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.

"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.

by MemeSuply4Real August 25, 2017

Work Pack

A bag of weed that you would never dream of smoking yourself it’s only use is to sell it to others and claim its gas.

Mike said he had the gas but instead he just sold me a bag that looks like it came from the bottom of his Work Pack.

by Cham-Pain October 6, 2021

work hangover

The result of working so much that you can't function normaly when you finally have time off

I wasn't drinking last night, I have a work hangover

by maka-d October 28, 2012

Work Blackout

Related to times spent actively "at" or "doing" your work in relation to your job and livelihood when you have absolutely no memory of those deliverables or the time spent on them. This is not meant to imply that you are imbibed or physically impaired in any way. You are simply so over-worked, that you have entered a mental state that no longer accepts memories of actions being executed, discussed, emailed, delivered, etc.

Can you send me that Power-Point presentation I sent to the team a few weeks ago that was a training guideline for strategic improvement? ...This is it? I don't remember writing a word of this? Like, I wrote this and emailed to you? I must have been in a complete Work Blackout when I did this!? Gets the point across though, right?

by TheGman! August 9, 2017