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Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)
I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!
by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012
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wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose
1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?
by Mastikator November 4, 2004
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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard
"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"
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Technical Wizard

A YouTuber who makes tech videos, who’s also an otaku.
Have you seen that Technical Wizard video?
by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022
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Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick
“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”
by Paula2019 February 16, 2020
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Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 4, 2021
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Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
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