1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.
2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.
2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.
"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"
"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."
"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."
by SandwichWizard III April 26, 2009
An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.
by glambert4life June 22, 2010
by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 22, 2004
A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.
by Jacob heason April 01, 2021
Julian became 20 on 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021
Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021
When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.
Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.
by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. September 08, 2015