whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023

Whoop Whoop

Australian slang for a very long way away. Synonymous with 'out past the black stump' and 'outback'. See the aptly named Australian Antarctic Station 'Whoop Whoop Station' for demonstration.

Lez: Howyagoin mate, what's crackalackin?
Mozza: Ah yeah nah yeah nah mate, just drove up to my dear old nan's place for a gander.
Lez: Ah yeah, doesn't she live out bloody whoop whoop?
Mozza: Yeah mate. Took me fuckin' a day and a half drivin just to see the wrinkly cunt.

by FreeTazzy August 24, 2020

Whoop

To "whoop" someone is to sell them fake drugs. The person who was whooped purchased fake drugs from a "whooper". The grand champion of whooping is known as the "jimmy whoop"

God damn!i thought i was buying heroin but i just got whooped. It looked so real. Jimmy whoop got me again.

by Psydwok September 22, 2025

An Aroseabeth ass whooping

When Aroseabeth beat bitches tf that’s her!!!

She gave her an Aroseabeth ass whooping she fck her up

by Coochie destroyers by man March 21, 2022

whoops

in regard to my last submission sorry i didn’t read the rules rip me

“whoops sorry i didn’t use the rules.”

by Aves 💫 March 15, 2018

wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively April 5, 2016

whooped

A word Arrow told me on Teamspeak.

Arrow whooped at night.

by xyzpeter July 24, 2017