Warm Worm

Where two penises enter an orifice at the same time.

Brad and Chad pulled a warm worm on Sandy's vagina because her butthole was already in use by Greg.

by Chris D. Hansen July 26, 2018

warm pillow

Absolutely worst thing happening in the moment you are having/had/recently had

"today was a warm pillow" "damn, that party was a warm pillow" "I hope your day turns out to be a warm pillow"

by U_peiceof_corn July 12, 2022

[warm karl]

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.

Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a warm karl.

by Fozter April 3, 2009

Warm Anthony

When you fart in someone’s CPAP machine.

Robin never sleeps better than when she goes to sleep with a warm Anthony.

by St g February 13, 2021

Warm lighting

The only legal subspecies of lighting

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WARM LIGHTING SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE

by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

warm breakfast

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.

Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.

by hk69 October 8, 2013

Millennial Warming

The warming of the Earth’s global climate and it seems to be impossible to stop as the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its existent as proposed by Juan Hernandez an individual with the mind of an awoken with the Millennial Warming Theory. The excess carbon dioxide in atmosphere is an impossible task to stop now it is to late.

The Millennial Warming is happening the weather outside it 10 degrees hotter and in winter it doesn’t become cold not as much.

by DoggieGeneral October 17, 2019