Bus wanker

A person who uses a bus as a way of public transport is immediately referred to as a bus wanker

*scrolls the window down* BUS WANKERS!

by Mia Waldeck January 4, 2019

Oban Wanker

Oban wankers are people who have difficulty spelling, piss you off easily and hang about in large groups. Even when they try to be nice they still fail as they go about it in a ridiculous way. They may wear chinos on occasion even though they claim chinos are wankers. Some even reach the extent of not knowing how to spoon. You do not have to be from Oban to be an Oban Wanker.

"I dought it, im wearing my chinos"
"your such an Oban Wanker"

by alemk October 29, 2011

wankers burn

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,

doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox

by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

Wanker Anchor

According do Daniel Sloss : a person who stays the same with you when you suffer loss. They don't walk on eggshells around you; they remain constant.

"You're such a wanker anchor"

by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018

Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.

A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"

by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016

willy wanker

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.

That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.

by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Wanker's arm

When one arm is grotesquely more muscular than the other.

Rafael Nadal has such a Wanker's arm

by Autolab September 28, 2012