shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."
Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.
by burnt sox December 30, 2006
mugGet the shot his/her/their wadmug.

shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
by mehinda June 11, 2006
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1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
mugGet the afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wadmug.

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob
Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.
by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018
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WAD

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D ay
person 1 : hey bro, wanna wad
person 2 : nahh its all good, im too tired from wading yesterday. I'll watch tho
by wadder May 22, 2022
mugGet the WADmug.

Spuz wad

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion
What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad
by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009
mugGet the Spuz wadmug.

WAD

Working as designed
"I'm sorry, Ellen, but the technical case you submitted is actually WAD.
by ElleChat July 21, 2022
mugGet the WADmug.

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