Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

Vegetad

To talk shit, then get the shit knocked out of you.

Dude, stop insulting his mom, your gonna get your ass Vegetad.

by wearyaxe October 3, 2016

Vegetarian meat

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

by Booiiii October 3, 2016

Vegetarianian

Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.

"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."

by notnAP July 23, 2017

Vegetarian

A variant of the “Vegan” species they actually tend to be rather respectful from my experiences, and are much less insufferable than the extreme “Vegans”

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore December 14, 2017