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vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024
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devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob
"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"
by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022
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Vacuum fart

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart
by El Crispee February 21, 2022
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Nut Vacuum

A person who slurps nut up like a vacuum. Efficiently.
Bro Kam gobbled that nut up like the Nut Vacuum she is.
by mintyorangefella3839 February 25, 2022
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Quantum Vacuum Technologies

Tech that exploits the properties of the quantum vacuum—not empty nothingness, but a seething sea of "zero-point energy" where virtual particle pairs constantly pop in and out of existence. These technologies aim to extract energy, create propulsion, or manipulate forces by interacting with this underlying energetic activity of supposedly empty space.
Example: The hypothetical "Casimir engine." By using incredibly precise nanoscale plates, you harness the quantum vacuum pressure. Virtual particles of certain wavelengths can't fit between the plates, creating a net pressure from the more energetic vacuum outside that pushes them together. A cyclic engine could theoretically convert this push into usable work, literally getting power from the restless activity of nothingness. Quantum Vacuum Technologies.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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Quantum Vacuum Engineering

The active manipulation of the quantum vacuum's state and properties on a macroscopic scale. This goes beyond tapping its energy; it's about "programming" the vacuum in a region of space, altering its ground state or the rules by which virtual particles fluctuate. Think of it as rewriting the local operating system of reality to change fundamental constants or enable exotic phenomena.
Example: Creating a "Klein Barrier" around a ship—a region of engineered vacuum where the probability of electron-positron pair production is suppressed. This would render the region virtually impervious to certain high-energy radiation, as the particles carrying that radiation would be unable to manifest from the vacuum near the hull. You're not adding armor; you're reprogramming the empty space itself to be hostile to incoming energy. Quantum Vacuum Engineering.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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Tech that merges the concepts of spacetime geometry and quantum vacuum energy. It treats the vacuum not just as an energetic sea, but as a geometric entity whose curvature and energy density are linked (as in General Relativity's cosmology constant). These technologies would seek to harvest energy or influence gravity by manipulating this spacetime-vacuum relationship.
Example: A "Lambda Cell," a power source that creates a controlled, microscopic region of altered spacetime curvature (like a tiny, engineered dark energy bubble). The pressure difference between this region's vacuum energy density and the surrounding normal vacuum could be harnessed to do work—literally using engineered, local spacetime expansion as a battery. It's drawing power from the same principle that accelerates the universe's expansion. Spacetime Vacuum Technologies.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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