Portmanteau of “Utah” and “Retard”. The full Utah package wrapped up into one person.
Utahans that speak with a Utah accent, drive like a methed up gorilla, most the time are Republican conservatives, really like the second amendment, and are often horrible workaholics.
Although a lot of the time Mormans make up most of athe Utard populace, it isn’t exclusive to them.
Utahans that speak with a Utah accent, drive like a methed up gorilla, most the time are Republican conservatives, really like the second amendment, and are often horrible workaholics.
Although a lot of the time Mormans make up most of athe Utard populace, it isn’t exclusive to them.
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Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.
By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.
Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.
Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.
Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.
Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
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-"This is the place"
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"
- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)
The birthplace of the FLDS
- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks
- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"
- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)
The birthplace of the FLDS
- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks
- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.
Person 1: "I'm going to Bear Lake this year for Summer."
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"
Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"
Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"
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