turkish delight, the

When you cum in a girl's ass or pussy, leave your dick in her and then take a pee.

You shoulda seen the look on that skank's face when I gave her the Turkish Delight!!!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

Turkish Delight

A both surprising and fun way to have fun with your female lover. Before intercourse state that you must go out to get some condoms and lubricant, then place your own fecal matter into a brown paper bag and give it to her. Your partner will open it only to find a pile of feces inside, then take the bag and smash it on her head or face and scream, "Turkish Delight!"

I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Delight last night, I'll probably never see her again, but it was damn worth it.

by The Shotputters April 25, 2007

Turkish 20

It was suggested that the term Turkish Twenty during a Linux Administration meeting at HostGator Austin TX. that the term had a lewd ring. One admin proceeded to further define the term as two hands, two feet ............ A new urban term was born. One might get drunk and go on a search for a Turkish 20. It's a cheap way to get the touch of 4.

Larry did such a good job at his workstation that at shift end Brent gave him a Turkish 20.

by HartenSoul September 3, 2011

turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

turkish nightcap

The act of injecting an alcoholic beverage into ones rectum, and another sucking it out.

I cant seem to go to sleep with out a turkish nightcap.

by slaptheebass August 6, 2009

turkish smokebomb

The act of inserting baby powder into ones anus. Then having the receiver of the baby powder farting into the givers mouth.

Bro #1: "Jane totally let me turkish smokebomb her lastnight!"

Bro #2 : "No way!"

*HIGH FIVE*

by The pig fucker January 25, 2011